(Netflix not accurately transcribing the pronunciation of “textses” in their closed captioning,,,,,war crime.)

I will happily return your phone calls* and/or texts(es), emails, DMs, etc.**

I can be reached by email at carrie.courogen@gmail.com
For anything Pitchfork related: carrie_courogen@condenast.com (do not pitch my personal email!!!)

*Do not call me.

**If you are a T*ylor Sw*ft stan imploring me, once again, to kill myself, I am simply asking that you come up with something a bit more clever or original before you make the choice to hit send!