(Netflix not accurately transcribing the pronunciation of “textses” in their closed captioning,,,,,war crime.)
I will happily return your phone calls and/or texts(es), emails, DMs, etc.
Email me: email@example.com
Send me a weird meme on IG: @carriecourogen
Slide into my DMs: @carriecourogen
For anything Pitchfork related: firstname.lastname@example.org (do not pitch my personal email!!!)
*If you cold call me, it will likely go straight to voicemail because I keep my phone on do not disturb full time because if it so much as vibrates I’ll throw it in the Hudson. Leave a message, I guess.
**If you are a T*ylor Sw*ft stan imploring me, once again, to kill myself, I am simply asking that you come up with something a bit more clever or original before you make the choice to hit send!