(Netflix not accurately transcribing the pronunciation of “textses” in their closed captioning,,,,,war crime.)

I will happily return your phone calls and/or texts(es), emails, DMs, etc.

Email me: carrie.courogen@gmail.com
Send me a weird meme on IG: @carriecourogen
Slide into my DMs: @carriecourogen
For anything Pitchfork related: carrie_courogen@condenast.com (do not pitch my personal email!!!)

*If you cold call me, it will likely go straight to voicemail because I keep my phone on do not disturb full time because if it so much as vibrates I’ll throw it in the Hudson. Leave a message, I guess.

**If you are a T*ylor Sw*ft stan imploring me, once again, to kill myself, I am simply asking that you come up with something a bit more clever or original before you make the choice to hit send!